masala mama: What was in his lunch?

She said what?

MM: Why do you think our trees haven't lost their leaves yet?

June: Maybe they're daydreaming.

June, watching my Mac load up: Hey, someone took a bite out of that apple!

June: If robins eat worms, what do worms eat?

MM: (silence)

June: Where does the sun go at night?

MM: It goes somewhere else to shine that's far away.

June: Like Grandma and Grandpa's house, 'cuz they live far away?

MM: Why doesn't Pepper like the mailman?

June: Because he doesn't bring Pepper any mail.

MM: Why do you think Pepper kicks his back legs after he does a super-dukie?

June: Maybe he got super-dukie on his feet and he's trying to get it off.

June: MAAAAMAAAAA. Kean's doing sooker-dukie action! (Translation: Kean is doing #2.)