Me: Kean, what do you think Pepper should be for Halloween?
(long, long pause.)
Kean: A vacuum cleaner.
Me: Why?
Kean: Because he likes to eat all our food!
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They said what?
June: I wish we had a pet sun, so it could keep us warm whenever we want.
Kean: June listens better because she's older than me.
June: Mama, stop reading the newspaper or your eyes will turn square.
MM: Why do you think they call it the bunny slope when you're learning to ski?
June: 'Cuz it's pink?
MM: Why do you think our tree haven't lost their leaves yet?
June: Maybe they're daydreaming.
June, watching my Mac load up: Hey, someone took a bite out of that apple!
June: If robins eat worms, what do worms eat?
MM: (silence)
June: Where does the sun go at night?
MM: It goes somewhere else to shine that's far away.
June: Like Grandma and Grandpa's house, 'cuz they live far away?
MM: Why doesn't Pepper like the mailman?
June: Because he doesn't bring Pepper any mail.
MM: Why do you think Pepper kicks his back legs after he does a super-dukie?
June: Maybe he got super-dukie on his feet and he's trying to get it off.
June: MAAAAMAAAAA. Kean's doing sooker-dukie action! (Translation: Kean is doing #2.)
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Thanks for the laugh! LOVE IT! Kelly
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